And introducing: The Eggless Omelette[tm]
(if we told you, we'd have to kill you)
Any ingredients you like piled high on top of our secret formula. Absolutely NO eggs, we swear!

and

BRAND NEW!!!  The Geneva Convention Omelette
(you gotta break eggs to make an omelette!)
Shredded cheese, blackened chicken, scorched peppers, fried mushrooms, and scrambled eggs. Mmmm mmm!